NJ Transit

I like it. I really do. You have to ride on the right side of the train so you don't see acela passing you with money in everyone's pockets, but instead, Fall happening behind your back, ducks posing for fashion photographers (who have yet to arrive), and that shit is so cheap. I like it I really do.

Ride with me to Trenton and then back one day before 2PM and I'll buy you Auntie Anne's while we pretend we're at the mall.