Falcons vs. Redskins

Years ago, I made a shabby, like really shabby, newsletter about Friendster vs. Myspace vs. something else, which I can't remember but might have been called "So LA" or whatever.

I decided back then that Myspace would grow to dominate the world of Self-Fashioning on the internet, and I stick to that conclusion, even though people in college think Facebook is like really cool and shit. Oh my god thats so college.

But the thing I'm happiest about in all of this is being able to read my cousins' correspondence with one another, especially when they talk about how the "Falcons" are better than the "Redskins." Oh, btw, that refers to high school teams.

The question becomes, would a Redskin sans tomahawk (I know I know.. I'm like so racist right now) beat a falcon in a cage match? Talons people. Talons.

MY COUSIN MICHELLE

So speaking of cousins, my cousin Michelle is really talented. Look at that cool ass jewelry she designed up there. You can check it out here. I want her to sell it at this thing. Though I've honestly never been, the couple who runs it seems to kickass that I really want to start hanging out there on the weekends when I'm not working. My sister bought all my cousins jewelry and she makes bags too and they are also kickass.

cool ass. kickass. whatever.

My cousin michelle also writes things like this:

Sweet.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Today i was mistaken for a high school student.

Again.

That's why I like her so much.

ALEX FELD
Moving on...

Alex takes good pictures and not just of me. Duh.

Visit me at work assholes.