Tara, a girl I know, who hates it when people say they are from "Strong Island," yet mysteriously can develop a strong island accent when she is a beer or two in the hole (did I just make that up) was bike sitting for me on Sunday. Let me say, she did a marvelous job. And when my bicycle was sick she wrote a card made out to both of us, to prove she was not prejudice against things with wheels over things with legs. Isn't she nice? When she gets weeded, she says things to people like "Nice Song" or "Nice Face!" Let's all notice, that Tara did not want the glory all for herself, and henceforth used her alias "Senor Woodlands," which is her name when she transforms into a bicycle in order to get around the city so that the cab driver she gave euros *which can also be called yo-yo's according to some irish lads i know, to a cab driver posing as an irish tourist with a massive contusion or something.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Tara, a girl I know, who hates it when people say they are from "Strong Island," yet mysteriously can develop a strong island accent when she is a beer or two in the hole (did I just make that up) was bike sitting for me on Sunday. Let me say, she did a marvelous job. And when my bicycle was sick she wrote a card made out to both of us, to prove she was not prejudice against things with wheels over things with legs. Isn't she nice? When she gets weeded, she says things to people like "Nice Song" or "Nice Face!" Let's all notice, that Tara did not want the glory all for herself, and henceforth used her alias "Senor Woodlands," which is her name when she transforms into a bicycle in order to get around the city so that the cab driver she gave euros *which can also be called yo-yo's according to some irish lads i know, to a cab driver posing as an irish tourist with a massive contusion or something.
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tara, i like tara! more and more every day. and she's got that big steaming hunk of dan to slobber around in.
gross
i didnt mean it that way. do you want to get dinner
trent didn't say what i wanted to say but he did use teh funny that i wanted to use so
tara isn't from long island, don't you remember we rebirthed her in the bath tub at 12th and 1st and you said you'd never seen a rebirth before and that you wanted one and thats why now your name is Pro and your sister's are now that one chair you really liked
oh, you meant that tara has dan to slobber do i want to get dinner... and both of my sisters turned into one really cool chair? whatevs... i like trading up.
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