This is the only song that best expresses my feelings right now.

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I Used to Eat Spam, Now I Read It (I)

Here are some of my favorite SPAMS of Recent...

Girl gang rapes fellow male classmate

Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton

Boy kills cats and eats them

Stupid man gets dildo stuck in anal

Raciest outfit of the century

More meat is never excessive

High Fuel Prices Forcing Drunk Drivers to Trade Gas for Booze

BREAKING NEWS: "I Ate All The Pies" - Man Confesses

AND MY FAVORITE :: You can look fancy even if you are a simple taxi driver. (Body of Text That Followed) :: Make the impression of a well-off person on everybody... Welcome Inside.

THE CULT OF DOMESTICITY

I used to think cooking was for squares, but it's totally fun. Especially after you've watched Top Chef and all that talk of 'poaching fish' and fois gras...

Because I am so domestic, a few things have perked my interest. The most interesting one is Terrain, the newest venture in the Urban Outfitters empire... Urban Outfitters might sicken those of who feel like trudging through six or seven tiny boutiques before finding what they want so they can stick with mom and pop, but I say make the masses hipper (and hey, where else can you buy feather head bands at 10 PM in a pinch?) ... Their philosophy of 'observing' the customer and then 'romancing' them by creating experience sounds a lot like dating. Plus they have an indoor coffee and lots of good coffee & I always am looking for excuses to see the other 97% of my native state, PA.

I am planning a trip there with my horticultural mom. UO bought Styer's (a landscaping center that had a branch less than half a mile from my house growing up), and created an extravagant organic fertilizer, indoor/outdoor, colorful twine mecca that opened last summer, but is the subject of much buzzorama...

Which is pretty much the opposite of my actual lifestyle...


As a toast to my new cooking, cleaning, and caring about gardening, here is a photograph of my actual backyard, which looks nothing like TERRAIN.

I have a problem. It is watching Gossip Girl. You can get it on iTunes, I know but maybe you should just google it and find some wayward links into it.

It is pretty much the only cure for any sort of one-day mood you've worked yourself into.

Trust me.

I know that the main girl is played by an actress who claims her name is 'Blake Lively.' Yeah right. But it doesn't make it any less good.


Some other useful information is that Sea Isle New Jersey has a million sand gnats right now.

YUCK.

Please Bitches.

So, this year is going to be good.

This IS going to be a happy new year bitches. You can just tell these things.

So here is a picture of the Filipino Tenor conveying 2007:

Wait for it.. Wait for it....

XMAS

Filipino Christmas at the Dela Paz / Virays etc. went from 10 PM to 5:30 AM including poker, karaoke, Wii, PS3, and Guitar Hero 3 (for my first time.)

I wish I had pics but I don't have a camera. If you feel bad for me, then send cash / check to my house, and if you don't feel bad for me, send cash / check to my house.

In any case, here is a list of gifts I received:

cards
some odd amounts of cash
a D & B Wrist Bag
Gulag Orkestrar
A jumper
Fabric
A custom GOLD leafed sewing kit
Sew U: How to make your own Clothes
A hair clip
a brooch
a gold bracelet
a v-neck preppy sweater
4 champagne flutes
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Buy Gift Card
Cashmere Socks
Rip It Up and Start Again (Book about Post Punk)
Lace

Eclectic, no?

Inland Empire

Well, David Lynch is back at it again. This movie is what my friend Jacob Silver describes as one of DL's "LA" movies. My favorite character, Freddie, played by this guy may look familiar to you because according to imdb, has acted in 162 television shows and/or movies! What do you expect with a guy like that: Harry Dean Stanton.

In any case, the part of the movie I most enjoyed (besides the similarity between some of DL's scene and my early plays) was actually not part of the movie. It was David Lynch talking. I could listen to him talk about pretty much anything. He is one of those funny geniuses who always ends up making more sense than anything that's not funny.

The STATE is on iTunes. I'm going to watch it right nOW.
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